Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

My bitch

My bitch she loves Deez nuts in her month haha THAT PART 💯😂🤣

My bitch Fucks around and find out

by Kimgeezy February 8, 2024

Mingle my Morris

To handle (usually sexually) a penis

He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

Tickles my tism

The feeling when something is satisfying in a very niche way.

"Hey bro, watch these dominos fall in a very cool and appealing pattern"

"Damn man, that tickles my tism just right"

by I love Dominos so much February 8, 2024

Tickles my tism

When something is appealing in a very niche way

"Hey bro, watch this video of dominos falling in a cool pattern"

"Damn man, that tickles my tism juuuust right"

by I love Dominos so much February 8, 2024

My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)

(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go

by vivid_62 February 10, 2024