i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category
(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”
(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”
by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022
Get the Drink My Kidsmug. by Ultraluminal February 8, 2022
Get the By the fish in my bowlmug. Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
Get the Wanna see my willy?mug. by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022
Get the Grind My Gearsmug. A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.
"Not my job," he said.
"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
Get the Not My Jobmug. by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018
Get the Gargle my Scrotemug.