my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

how to do my laundry

Why would you search this up in here of all places?

"How to do my laundry"

"I dunno, maybe try searching in google instead"

by TheMCveteran February 22, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

by Tangly June 1, 2025

my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

wurda my muva

It is another way to say word to my mother, Which is a way of saying you would put it on your mother's life.

Yo Jake I swear I'm not lying "wurda my muva" I actually bagged her.

by _Dj_IXCLAZZ November 3, 2023

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022