Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

Dick

Short for richard:

Dick: I have a lovely name.

by americlda July 6, 2023

Dick

an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone

Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner

a dick is a wonderful thing

by mama385 January 22, 2024

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Dick

When someone is being rude/inconsiderate

Kyle: "Look at Amy, she's so ugly, she should wear a mask to cover her disgusting face"
Thomas: "Stop being a DICK Kyle"

by they're everywhere April 11, 2023