dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

Sucking Dick

Sometimes used in NYC slang, it's a term used to say someone is always on your case, or alway worried about you.

"Why that nigga always sucking dick"
"Tell that lil bitch sucking dick"
"All the opp motherfuckers, always sucking dick.

by Manii Gzz July 27, 2022

dick hugger

A girl who cannot let a certain guy go - whether that be an ex boyfriend or a former lover (whom she may have developed feelings for at some point); keeping herself "wrapped" around him.

"How's your girl, bro?"
"Not so well. She's sweet and all but she's such a dick hugger with her previous guy, so I had to let her go."

by Kloovkalush October 4, 2023

Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.

"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"

by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022