a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. by cubed March 21, 2023
Get the ziplining woodmug. Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.
“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre
by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018
Get the North Woods Nimrodmug. by Top bhoy October 17, 2018
Get the ally woodmug. A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
Get the Woodmug. A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
Get the Daddy Cut Woodmug. No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug.