Weed Muncher

Someone who regularly gets stoned by eating Space cakes, Brownies or space shakes laced with marijuana.
That dude was stoned again last Friday night, yeah he was eating space cakes again, hes a proper Weed muncher.
by Leodm1 February 08, 2021
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Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021
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Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 19, 2023
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Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
"You're a total Carson Weed"
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
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Weed Muggle

Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs

1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.
Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!
by MoonFire1985 April 16, 2021
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k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!
by Dahlmer June 29, 2023
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