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Clown

Taylor Swift fans who think that Taylor Swift will do something at a certain time and they are wrong.
We swifties really were clowning around thinking that Taylor Swift was gonna do something on New Year’s Eve.
by Bi swiftie for life January 1, 2023
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Mad Clown Disease

A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.
Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.
by Info2go August 28, 2025
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The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.
"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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Clown

A dumb b**** who either still has feelings for their ex or someone they talked to or someone who makes a dumb mistake
Wow Jazmin still likes them, she is such a clown.

Clown things 🤡
by we_real_20737 December 16, 2019
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Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.
Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"
by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015
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Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.
by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019
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