"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."
by hatedderok October 24, 2012
Get the Top of the Tits mug.Noun: Slow item or individual
Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity
Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity
by Arty McArty October 19, 2009
Get the Snail tits mug.A woman who has been rode hard over the years, who has 5 childeren or more, whithin the perameteres of 13 months, in a fiscal year. Rendering her nipples and breasticle areas, similar to leather and or pleather, similar to a couch or a salty baseball glove.
by leatherlipz August 2, 2012
Get the Leather Tit mug.The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing
Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation
Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation
by Daniel Harold May 6, 2004
Get the tit-nipplyness mug.Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.
by beachballjugs September 1, 2015
Get the Balloon Tits mug.Gib Tits is a short acronym for the description of a female's breasts that look good in a bra, but once removed for the bra, they tend to sag, or form a cone or misform. Very much a turn off to most males.
Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.
Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.
dude, that chick i fucked last night had total gib tits, i was like "damn, look at that rack", then she took off her bra and i threw up on her face.
She sure has some gib tits.
She sure has some gib tits.
by Mike d roy February 26, 2011
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