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Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky
"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."
by B-radiculous April 7, 2008
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you rock my socks

extended for you are cool or your great
by ASHLEAWORDMASTER May 11, 2009
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DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
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Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.
Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.
by meatracks November 6, 2009
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Pink Sock Space Dock

After battering the anus out of either a male or female, The rectum/intestines exit the anal cavity and and just hang out like a little red bag of garbage, this a called pink sock. take one pink sock and roll it over another pink sock joining the two together this is pink sock space dock!!
damn my anus got swallowed up in pink sock space dock last night
by Rabbit feet February 25, 2015
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Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.
"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."
by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011
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