National Blowjob Day

December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob, no strings attached

“I can’t wait until national blowjob day on december 9th”

by BigFatJoe1585 December 8, 2019

National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th

He likes National Buttfuck Day

by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021

National no hate day

No hate day is a day where we all spread kindness and love,even fanpages

Naomi:Hey! Did you hear what day it is
Jason:Yeah?its Saturday

Naomi:No silly!its national no hate day

by Kurapikasf1rsts1mp April 9, 2021

National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

National Trinity Day

July 11th, national trinity day. a day where you celebrate all the Trinity's you know I you life ;)

"bro, did you text trinity?"
"Nah why?"
"its national trinity day, text her and tell her how you appreciate her"

by nationaldayyyyyy July 5, 2020

National Pred Day

Pred day is a day for everyone to violently slap a sexual predator. This day is held every year on the 8th September.

I whacked a pred on National Pred Day last year

by HarroldTT March 11, 2023

National Bobby’s Day

National Bobby’s day is August 18th and the day that Bobby was born (AKA his birthday) and that was the day that the world was blessed with the ‘Golden Child’

I can’t believe today is National Bobby’s day!

by BobbyTheGoldenChild August 14, 2023