Master Roach

A final boss battle in your roach infested home where the roach is about 2 inches, it appears to fly and moves very fast, faster than the human eye can see. If you can kill this beast, every single roach in a 2 mile radius will instantly combust.

Bro, did you see that huge cockroach, I think they call him master roach.

by airsoftgun765 August 3, 2023

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SkillCheck Master

Its Squish, no doubt about it.

Squish hits all her skillchecks, she is a skillcheck master.

by Squish369_ August 13, 2023

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Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

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Perc master

A fucking legend

Perc master:" hello again kind sir, heres a blunt for you my perc son"
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "

by Wyan wholohan🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 August 18, 2023

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Masterful Marvin

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, he usually wears glasses and has the best sigma jawline.

“Hey did you see masterful Marvin?”
“Yeah he’s handsome and nice, I wish he saw me 😠

by anonymous August 20, 2023

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Master

A Master is a man that wants to own, control, and use his partner as his personal domestic and sex slave. A Master will often have full 27/7 control over all part of their slaves life and will have the freedom to discipline and punish his slave, however this control and power is exchanged and given to the Master freely by their slave.

I love it when my Master controls me, it gives me things to aim for and achieve in life.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

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