Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024

Jake

The sexiest man alive currently livin his life as a nerd

Look at that Jake, he's sexy AF

by Greatest Man to die March 18, 2021

Jake

A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.

Man I need Jake to stfu and just give me a hug

by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020

Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock

man dude your really acting like a jake

by temchip December 23, 2021

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020

Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt , asshole, fuck face or a twat , you can just call them a Jake Paul , but be very careful with using this term it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person 1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021

Noah Jake

Better then Ben Thast.

Noah Jake is better then ben thast no cap

by Ben thast big gay April 9, 2020