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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

Dude Time

A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.
He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.
by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Dude Timemug.

A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
mugGet the A dude Jakemug.

Dude

by Randolesbo May 15, 2021
mugGet the Dudemug.

Dude

🤠👌dUdE
by Todorokideicythot January 28, 2021
mugGet the Dudemug.

Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.
"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"
by X-T UN May 4, 2022
mugGet the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dudemug.

dude

dude duuuuuuuuude i like watermelon (when you tell your wife you love watermelon)
by violeta's wife March 28, 2025
mugGet the dudemug.

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