show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

heavy show

Very good sex given by one person to another; A very strong sex show by either a man or a woman; Sex where all the tricks are pulled out

Melissa put on a heavy show last night...I'm still thinking about her today!

by cabj1990 November 16, 2016

Show me

1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.

1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"

by DarkAF420 October 12, 2023

Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.

The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

Banana show

A popular act in sex shows around the world. Particularly the Red Light District in Amsterdam. A woman peels a banana and inserts it inside her vagina and audience members are selected to eat it out of her. ( This is something I witnessed with my own eyes not folklore or urban legend or what I heard from some guy)

“We’re going to the red light district to watch a Banana show”

by El Bee February 1, 2025