Self-fuck

To self-fuck:

When one takes a definitive action that in turn, becomes detrimental or overall unfavorable for them. Basically, to do something stupid that only affects you.

Also (in certain cases), see douchebaggery or Back Door Braggart .

1.) "Dude, did you hear that John broke up with Ashley?" "Yeah man, and I saw his new girlfriend... that was a huge self-fuck on his part..."

2.) "AGH, I stayed up until 4am doing this paper for English, and I left it in my printer! I cannot believe I just self-fucked my grade."

3.) "Yeah, I heard that Neil was just nerdjacking the whole time on his date. Total self-fuckery."

by NiggaBu July 8, 2011

A person who keeps to them self

A person who 'keeps to them self' is a quiet person like an outcast or wallflower.

'Look Jeffrey isn't really speaking that much", 'yeah, he likes to keep to himself'.
'why doesn't he act like all the other guys' , 'He is a person who keeps to them self'.

by jorj_kate December 16, 2013

self-employed

To have pit stains

John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.

by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011

self-actulisation

Incomplete self-actualisation that did not originate from a or from the word go

Self-actulisation can be as slow as Maslow if not actualised properly initially.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.

#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)

by BatFudge January 10, 2013

Self Sodomy

The act of literally fucking yourself in the ass.

Did you hear what happened to Blake?
Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.

Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.

by Not Your Average Bear November 2, 2014

Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

by penguins66352 October 29, 2014