potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea

"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"

by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020

Koala Crap Potato

The best potato type in the universe

Only J is a Koala Crap Potato

by Nujra October 6, 2020

Middle Eastern Potato

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

by The only potato October 19, 2020

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

East Potato Head

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

by Porg009 May 28, 2023

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.

That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023