potato squasher 2000

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one

omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!

by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017

Bucas Da Potato

A certain being named "Bucas" photoshopped as a potato.

"Bucas Da Potato is so funny!"
"I know, right."

by BrownBoiXD August 30, 2021

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.

I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"

by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.

That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.

by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023