piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

piss boosting

A theory that was made up in a Valorant Spike Rush match by Al, a member of the "mimv mafia". The theory states that if don't you pee before your match, you are most likely to carry the lobby. The theory was proved by syann, another member of the "mimv mafia", while playing Sage. Her K/D/A was 4/5/0.

Syann: can i pee?
Al: do not, u are second fragging! piss boosting!
mimv mafia members in the call: *lose the game but its ok cuz syann was second fragging*

by animegod69 June 8, 2023

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017

piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction

Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"

by occupyurban November 16, 2011

e-pissed

bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.

shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!

by Nick1401 December 25, 2007

Unicorn Piss

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

by 73JT August 12, 2022