E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.

Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.

by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 5, 2023

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E=MVΔCrack

It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT

Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."

by Epic989 March 24, 2019

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e-groupie

(noun) one who is dedicated to constantly browsing one other's social media profile and posting about how hawt they are.

Her/his facebook was full of e-groupies.

by mahatmacolty March 14, 2011

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E-Pussy

E-Pussy is a pussy pic. Ethernet pussy. A variation from edick.

Brody: i got some E-Pussy but I want some real ones

by Sam1d September 11, 2020

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e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.

Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.

by Tom4000 October 1, 2007

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E-nagging

Persistently bothering others with trivial complaints via email. Sent to make the sender feel wise and useful, but in reality making the receiver simply roll their eyes.

A Jewish mother (aka Yenta) forwards an email to their child that she knows they have already received. This E-nagging makes her believe she is smart and useful, but in reality only makes the child feel like a dumbass.

by Kyle the Jewish Son March 15, 2011

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