Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
Get the Chameleon Linemug. When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.
🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)
🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)
by squidding July 24, 2016
Get the ninja liningmug. A phrase used when having to bail on someone suddenly.
A made up excuse to have to leave an event.
A quick conversation stating you have to go.
A made up excuse to have to leave an event.
A quick conversation stating you have to go.
by Kmitch96 December 22, 2018
Get the Dip linemug. by rashadedism November 30, 2018
Get the gonda linemug. Someone who is skilled in their craft and pays extra attention to the tiny details of their work with immense pride and carefulness.
by FineLineWilly July 9, 2020
Get the Fine Line Willymug. After all the arguments and evidence, the bottom line is that we need to take action now for a better future.
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
Get the bottom linemug. When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
Get the Hook, Line, and Stinkermug.