A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a dirty minded pirv on the outside but a very loving and caring person on the inside Noah is also very shy to tell people how he feels this is because he is scared he will cherish all of his friends and loved ones Noah is not very attractive and this causes him to doubt himself and put on a smile and he waits for someone who understands until then he post definitions on urban dictionary
by Probably someone named Noah October 29, 2020
Get the Noahmug. absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
by noah march March 17, 2023
Get the Noah marchmug. Noah is a very passionate young woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. Noah loves men and Fortnite.
Noah is trash at everything he does
by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
usually has a cock twelve light years long
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
usually has a cock twelve light years long
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
by gregofthesea November 9, 2022
Get the Noahmug. girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(
by mostAmazingTrees3 June 16, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah Grant is an up and coming (M) Fashion Model, as well as having a significant Social Media following. Noah Grant was born April 24, 1999 in Maine.
by Vogueitalia January 20, 2023
Get the noah grantmug.