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Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne
Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about
by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021
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Matthew

This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
That guy looks like a poes, oh he must be a Matthew.
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.
Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice
by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017
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Matthew's Wifi

Matthew's wifi is shiat
by Damn450 August 27, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all
Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass
by heckler12 March 19, 2025
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Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.
Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!
by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019
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Nevaeh Matthews

LITERAL CLOWN. She sucks at lots of
stuff. 🤡🤡👹👹
Nevaeh Matthews is a clown. (this is a joke if u found this your special )💗
by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020
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