may 11th 

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

may 11th by fugaonf May 10, 2022

may 10th 

national give the birthday babe head day

omg its may 10th!! dom its your birthday unzip your pants if youd like your present!

may 10th by fa1ry May 10, 2022

May 11 

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

May 11 by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 11th 

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

May 11th by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022

May 11 

whip out yo titty day

hey it's may 11, whip out yo titty day

May 11 by mskadjkij23897 May 11, 2022

May 11 

National Cheerleading day!

- Yo did you see what ryancea posted on her instagram story?

: yes about may 11th?

- yeah i was confused

: why? may 11th is national cheerleading day!

May 11 by flovertale May 11, 2022

May 11th 

Send nudes day

hey it’s may 11th, “send me nudes day”

May 11th by omhi May 11, 2022