P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 12, 2019

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M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.

I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

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penis m&m

Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021

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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 03, 2025

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Mia. M

Mia. M is a amazing friend and has a great seance of laughter. She is always there even when time gets tough. No madder how sad she is she will always be there. the down side about Mia. M is that she spends most of her life talking care others and no so much herself. Just now that if you have a Mia. M in your life that you are the most lucky person in the world.

Mia. M is so kind.

by mjylf March 07, 2022

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