Karen Krushing

The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.

This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.

Direct subject matter focus.

Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"

FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.

Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"

Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.

" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"

From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.

Your child comes over with additional complaint.

" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"

You press for clarity as a dad would.

" what did she say exactly?"

" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "

From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.

You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.

" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"

From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.

" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "

Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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Karate Karen

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms
That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again
by VileGay September 21, 2023
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karen demonspawn

Children raised by a Karen; usually take the entitled characteristics of a Karen.
Did you see that Karen demonspawn throw a fit in front of the grocery store.
by Pseudonamed Persona October 31, 2020
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Karen Remorse

The instant shame you feel when you realize you where the Karen of an argument.
The "Karen Remorse" hit me hard after arguing with the grocery store cashier about a coupon. I didn't realize the coupon was expired.
by bw120588 March 13, 2021
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Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 09, 2021
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Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.
Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."
by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023
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TEAL Karen

Along with being the typical representation of the slang form of a Karen by believing they are entitled to their unwarranted bad behavior, these entitled ladies believe they are to make their way through life by taking advantage of the elderly. The word TEAL is an acronym for the words Thieving, Elderly Abusing, and Lying.
TEAL Karen stole my elderly father's money and property when took control his life and pretended to be a good caregiver.
TEAL Karen convinced the nursing home that the gentleman's family abandoned him, and he wanted her to have ALL of his money and worldly possessions.
by Dummaz June 15, 2022
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