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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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Just Bradley Ricardo

The guy and smack cause he is just Bradley Ricardo who is extremely depressed. Someone you can relate to. Who is a lost boy from Peter Pan
Just Bradley Ricardo don’t forget your afternoon snack
by Quinwolfie September 19, 2019
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Just Sayin'

This phrase is used by someone after it is pointed out that their preceding comment(s) seemed to be those of a hater. It's also said after an insult in disguise, or when someone is jealous of you, but wont/can't say it directly.
Bob: "Damn Tommy, you got another pair of watch? You're like some trust fund kid."
Tommy: "Why are you worried about my watches? It sounds like you hatin' on me or something."
Bob: "Nah bro...C'mon, Im just sayin' bro. We're bro's, right?"

or

Bob: "Nice shoes Tommy."
Tommy: "Thanks Bob! You really like em'?"
Bob: "Yea, they're soooooo coooooool :/"
Tommy: "The way you said that make it seem as though you think otherwise."
Bob: "Nah bro... c'mon bro... They're cool, im just sayin' bro."
by ThePointerOuter April 21, 2018
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just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.
Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...
by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.
That tea was just the badger.
by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017
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just like them horses

a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?
Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses
by sharknadointheroses June 16, 2017
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