J-Time

When an individual needs to jackoff.

Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."

by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 14, 2006

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Vlad J

extreamly gay russian, Who likes men and gay sex

vlad and ..sepher

by jes April 02, 2003

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j/m

just masturbating.. or just masturbate

Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!

by SEXiiBiTCh69 January 28, 2004

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Sexy J

verb.; To make out with a lady whilst out on the dancefloor.

Inspired by the Original Sexy J

A: "Holy shit that broad is smoking."
B: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna try and Sexy J her"

by Reggie Brown February 11, 2007

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J-Loaf

The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.

Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd

Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.

Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.

by C-aught you slippin' August 25, 2006

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