Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010

delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.

Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.

by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012

waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.

Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."

by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018

enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by anonymous January 14, 2018

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010