Lesbians: "Trans men should be ashamed of themselves for being men! Gay people shouldn't like men it's disgusting! #TERF"
Everyone else in the community: "This is why you have that stereotype."
Everyone else in the community: "This is why you have that stereotype."
by sanelesbian69 September 23, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.
"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."
"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"
"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"
"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022
Get the Lucid Lesbianmug. A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)
We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.
by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. "Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."
by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016
Get the accidental lesbianismmug. Living being of the feminine gender who is attracted to another living being of the feminine gender.
Lesbian.
by Catedrast December 7, 2024
Get the lesbianmug. Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
by SirObama March 16, 2020
Get the Lesbian Monkeymug. A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
Get the Complex Lesbianmug.