squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 06, 2007

Clam jam

When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.

“Bro did you get fucked last night?”

“Nah man I got clam jammed.”

“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”

by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023

Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.

This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.

by Avenger2.0 October 01, 2022

Clam jam

Female cum. the liquid that makes a women " wet " during sexual intercourse or when she is sexually aroused .

I licked Sarah's pussy last night and she got her clam jam all over my face.

Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.

by Randy Rumplenuts June 09, 2016

Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"

Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"

by Fedex1220 March 10, 2016