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goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.
Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.
by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015
mugGet the goat mootmug.

Thicky Nicky The goat

Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.
Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦
by NotBen11113 April 8, 2021
mugGet the Thicky Nicky The goatmug.

Billy goat slap

"Billy goat slap" the action where you grip your scrotum with your hand and slap someone with your balls
by Billy goat slap by the don December 15, 2016
mugGet the Billy goat slapmug.

Raw Goat

A sugar baby who doesn’t have a future.
My 46 year friend is dating a Raw Goat.
by Logan48 February 19, 2023
mugGet the Raw Goatmug.

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard
Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken
by Milkchicken October 9, 2013
mugGet the goat chickenmug.

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