flatty

having the bowl of a bong or pipe filled with weed up to the top so it is flat, then the weed is smoked. #JETLIFE

hey mate wana get high, have a flatty

by DuckDave September 19, 2011

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

Flatland

A "nation". I mean, who the fuck made this, Jacopo Castelletti? This whole micronation thing is just fucked up all together.

Get out, what are you? A Flatlandian?

by Aldy, with love *kiss* July 6, 2012

Flatties

Girls or women that very little to no titties.

I don't like the big chested girls anymore; I desire the big butted flatties now.

by Flatties pho lyphe July 19, 2012

flatterize

to be flatterized

I flatterized her so hard that she thought it was Valentine's Day!

by Stud Hilsy September 20, 2012

flaturescence

The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.

Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.

by xoorox March 20, 2013

Flatpattied

Getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, fucked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.

You should have seen John last night, he got so Flatpattied he pooped his pants.

I can't wait to go out and get Flatpattied this weekend.

That girl is so Flatpattied she can't even form a sentence.

by JimboMFJones August 21, 2013