by EthanLovesDick March 16, 2020
Ethan is an idiot who ruins himself and the others around him. He should suck a fat cock and die, because he doesn't deserve to be happy.
by rawrxdkms May 06, 2018
Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
by Haikumom November 23, 2021
the "one day i was with my friend and my friend was really cool and then i went to listen to music and i was like "damn this shit is good" so then after i listened to the music i went to go and i went to the nikey store.... wow... i picked up some nice shoes for a discount of 10 dollars then i went and got my earbuds and listened to music again and then thought that it was nice.... anyways i went home after that and i went to my pc and watch anime... just kidding i dont watch anime on my computer but i watch it on my phone so what i really did was i thought about coding then i got lazy so i played some roblox and browsed 4chan and then i got tired because i ate some bread and then i slept for 2 and a half hours and woke up and then ate some more food but i wasnt this hungry this time... so then i went out with my new shoes and made sure not to step on any oil or dirt and made my way to the nearest clothing store so then after i went there i got some nice clothes NO sweaters of course and then i got some new socks and then i got some nice sweat pants and then i thought about getting some new shoe laces for my new shoes and then i went home and then i listen to more music and did i mention im 6'3? i am. also my dick huge and i love to code sometimes"
by Ethan123123123 September 07, 2021
Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
by Ethanlover69 April 08, 2023
A teenage boy who hooks up with so many girls, but pretends each relationship is “The One” until he’s dumped. Doesn’t know how to recognize that every girl is totally using him for sex.
by Ratatillie February 13, 2018