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Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.
Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!
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dump unds

The act of removing and abandoning your underwear due to excessive sweating of the genital region.
I've got about a half gallon of moisture in my groinal region; I think I need to go dump unds.
by [redacted] September 11, 2015
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Dual Density Dump

A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
I just took a dual density dump. It started out hard and ended soft!
by JLO70 November 3, 2022
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Load z dump

When the Crypto Market crashes “Load Z Dump”
Is a common sentence used from a meme
by Monstervf June 12, 2018
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Clam dumping

When a girl Cum on a guys face
She climbed on top of my face and was clam dumping all over me
by Clam dumper November 4, 2021
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Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach
Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "
by Fattygio July 11, 2017
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