The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024

Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

the devil's tounge

A lie; a load of bullshit.

Michael: I totally swear to you guys, I'm sooo not gay!
Jason: Well that's the devil's tounge if I've ever seen it!

by D-Man Brandt November 09, 2006

Tossing the devil’s salad

To smoke marijuana

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.

by 9r9k June 25, 2020

Devil's Tools

An item or even a body part that can be used to create a disaster.

These hands, they're the devil's tools!

by emjayare August 06, 2021

devils syrup

Heroin.

He did the devils syrup last night and now he’s crazy!!!

by Leelandthins May 05, 2018

Devils chocolate

Fecal matter

Someone needs to check their shoes I smell devils chocolate.

by Thumbs and monsters July 01, 2024