by Onakoy David Paul September 20, 2021
David is a very out spoken and independent being. Although, he had very bad timing. He often ignores his girlfriend and barley texts her. He never send her pictures to make her happy and he barely talks to her in general. He makes her feel forgotten. He goes hours without talking to her and it really hurts her feelings. He’s out here staring at other bitches and following other bitches but won’t find the decency to respect his loyal girlfriend even though she loves him to death. He’s very selfish and puts her last and it makes her really sad but he’s still hers.
David belongs to nessa
by David belongs to nessa November 24, 2021
Chris totally David Copperfield Strudelled all over Rebecca last night, she loved it cause shes a dirty bitch.
by mizzymoemoney June 02, 2012
A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.
Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
by MINI RANGA JESUS October 30, 2019
noa ben-david is the coolest person you will meet. She loves adventure, music, and art. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in the in and out. Her soulmates name most likely begins with the letter o. She is a rockstar. Music is a big part of her life. She has a strong connection to the universe and it has her back. She also attracts her desires and acheives her goals. she is determined and works for what she wants. she is reasonable and realistic. She will make it big and always find happiness. She is strong minded and assertive. She is mysterious and alluring. She is kind to everyone she meets and welcomes people with open arms. You will find her performing all around the world with a band, winning grammys, winning oscars, and changing the world. She will be an icon and a legend. She will be one of the best artistic minds to ever walk this earth and one of the best musicians and performers of all time. Though every boy chases after her, she will always chose her soulmate.
by catspacegirlonclouds19 February 17, 2022
david eats ass. he likes em big he likes em chunky. david looks like a whole COCK roach . he smells like chicken tenders from the school lunch. he is more stupid then my english teacher. he eats my english teachers ass
by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019
the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon. these are sold at stores such as Adam&Eve. and for those who don't get it, it's like your retarted, but you are
by thenumberofthebeast2-29 December 22, 2010