Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!

“Ellie’s dad

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 1, 2020

bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.

Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”

by Birdy96 August 23, 2021

mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021