Marshall Brothers

Guys with the most insane ability to get any girl they want. Also guys who will turn into the biggest assholes you've ever met if you fuck with them. Be careful with them around women you like as they'll probably get them first.

What happened" "I pissed off the Marshall brothers so they banged my girlfriend and my sister and sent me pics" "Damn!"

by Anonymous63401 January 21, 2011

Flag

Get the Marshall Brothersmug.

Nut Brothers

what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka

JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”

Everyone cheers “Yes we are”

by MonkeTucher616 June 25, 2024

Flag

Get the Nut Brothersmug.

brother

A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling.
If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.

-"I'm so proud of my brother!"
-"Believe me, you don't want an actuall brother."

by That's a name August 5, 2019

Flag

Get the brothermug.

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Flag