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National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

By the fish in my bowl

Of course!
By the fish in my bowl, I’ll do it!

Don’t Dig In My Bowl 

1. Exaggerated hypeness over a person or situation that doesn’t involve you.

2. Rejecting a person asking for your food

3. Speaking on a situation you don’t know about.
1. *Buys a cheesesteak*
“Let me get a piece of that bro”
Don’t dig in my bowl yo !”

2. “Damn girl your lace showing”
Don’t dig in my bowl bitch”

There’s a Poser in the punch bowl! 

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.
Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!
nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012