Junkie Blood

The little blood that escapes after banging drugs.

Karl goddammit have some dignity and wipe that crusty junkie blood off your arm before you give hepC to the who trap house!

by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025

Blood Eagle

The act of nutting in your right hand while subsequently using that hand to slap a bitch in the face. NB: Use with caution and only on bitches and hoes.

She received a proper blood eagle only a bitch could’ve deserved

by Pedro_theViking May 13, 2024

albino blood

Semen. Very white semen. Looks like albino blood.

My girl got my albino blood on her face.

I spilled my rubber and got albino blood on the couch.

by Edvnhln48 November 8, 2021

Blood pleanus

When a woman has a mischarged during sex

Even had a blood pleanus last night

by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Perianal abscesses That Morph Into A Cystic Lesion

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High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Perianal abscesses That Morph Into A Cystic Lesion

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023