Band Guilt

When you’re director makes you feel guilty for not practicing so you pity practice (and you don’t get shit done).

My director was yelling at us to practice. I have total band guilt.

I didn’t practice at all this year, and now we have our last concert. I’m struck with band guilt.

by Autumn Choma December 13, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.

I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.

by c-vil December 7, 2016

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Barrel Band

The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube

I bought an old shotgun, but the barrel band was broken off, so I could not mount it.

by Gunfighter November 29, 2010

Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.

Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.

by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022