by The perverted grandad December 29, 2016

T-girls love their dicks or long for the surgery. After the surgery, consider yourself "female" or a eunuch for the kingdom of god-liness. (Matthew 19:12) You earn the title "man/woman."
by Raquel Baranow January 10, 2008

One of the best R&B singers..he is a lil bit on the ugly side but any of the songs he's in turns into automatic gold.
by Quenette September 21, 2007

The phrase is an exclamation marking the event that the user needs to take a massive dump, often one that is minutes or even less to where shit hits the fan, quite aptly.
It's origin stems from the "T minus ____ seconds/minutes/hours etc.." announced for important events, such as New Year's ball dropping, bombs going off, or in this case a shit-storm.
When T Minus is yelled, followed by a time for more accuracy, it is imperative to get him/her to the nearest restroom or else all hell will break loose, or just their bowels perhaps.
It's origin stems from the "T minus ____ seconds/minutes/hours etc.." announced for important events, such as New Year's ball dropping, bombs going off, or in this case a shit-storm.
When T Minus is yelled, followed by a time for more accuracy, it is imperative to get him/her to the nearest restroom or else all hell will break loose, or just their bowels perhaps.
John: "Shiiiiiit, T Minus! That Chipotle definitely ain't sittin' well."
Frank: "DRIVE FASTER MATT! We can make it to that 7-11's bathroom in time!"
Matt: "Man, they're gonna need a new toilet soon."
John: "I... can't breathe.. Frank.. if I don't make it, tell my family how I died.."
Matt: "You're gonna be OK! Stay with us!"
Frank: "DRIVE FASTER MATT! We can make it to that 7-11's bathroom in time!"
Matt: "Man, they're gonna need a new toilet soon."
John: "I... can't breathe.. Frank.. if I don't make it, tell my family how I died.."
Matt: "You're gonna be OK! Stay with us!"
by Gnarsauce April 26, 2010

Man #1: Hey would like you to B&T tomorrow afternoon on the speed boat? I hear the weather will be absolutely splendid!
Man #2: You bet your sweet ass I do!
Man #2: You bet your sweet ass I do!
by kcoolnasty December 17, 2009
