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Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
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Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.
Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."
by Jemaine924 August 29, 2011
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Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are
Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch
by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016
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Best Friend

A best friend is a person you can trust. Thats the most important part of being a best friend. They never lie to you, and always give you the straight up response whether you want to hear it or not. You know you have a best friend when you start putting them infront of your own needs and always are trying to make them happy even if your not. A best friend cares for you, and themselves. You can always read what theyre trying to say, and you can always feel if theyre in pain or sad. The happy part is you can always feel there happiness. Even if you and your best friend are fighting for whatever reason, they will ALWAYS have that special part in your heart.
I miss being able to tell my best friend anything.
by Shark Week 96 September 10, 2012
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Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.
Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
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Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.
So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.
by FWSScontact January 7, 2013
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Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.
Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"
by Zauz February 28, 2017
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