asshole

Landlord who is annoying, interfering at all times and thinks he/she has the right to barge in at any time.

Our landlord is a true asshole.

by IrateTenant January 5, 2017

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

asshole

my dad

Here he is, an asshole.

by em02 April 11, 2022

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

Asshole

A person how is acting like a dush to everybody he cares about

Jack is such a asshole. He leterly slapped his own mother

by Devil.21 May 29, 2017

Asshole

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Asshole

Suck my dick bitch

Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023