sausage wall

A dick so large it is considered a wall.

Wow! Is that a Sausage Wall?

by Urban dickionary February 18, 2018

mall wall

Related to mall hair. But this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. This action creates a Mall Wall. (archaic term)

Tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, Her Mall Wall would survive a tsunami!

by willywall April 1, 2015

Tom Wall

A gay cunt who reckons hes so top

"did you hear tom wall sucked a dick?" "tom wall sucks everyones dick dude."

by tomlovescock July 5, 2021

The wall

A term used for dipshits who have no luck when speedrunning

Person 2: I can't belive that idiot used The wall!

by InterGraphenic February 3, 2023

Wall chair

A chair. On a wall.

Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?

Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR

by BobTesch January 20, 2018

Wall

Something cooooooollll

I’m a wall

by I like random stuff May 26, 2021

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021