douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013

Best Friend

A best friend is a person you can trust. Thats the most important part of being a best friend. They never lie to you, and always give you the straight up response whether you want to hear it or not. You know you have a best friend when you start putting them infront of your own needs and always are trying to make them happy even if your not. A best friend cares for you, and themselves. You can always read what theyre trying to say, and you can always feel if theyre in pain or sad. The happy part is you can always feel there happiness. Even if you and your best friend are fighting for whatever reason, they will ALWAYS have that special part in your heart.

I miss being able to tell my best friend anything.

by Shark Week 96 September 10, 2012

Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.

Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman

by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017

Friend Goal

someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.

Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.

by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009

Advanced Friends

A horrific twilight zone experienced by relationships stuck between "just friends" and "friends with benefits", similar to a couple that is "friends without benefits". Thus, advanced friends find themselves in a situation where they are technically in a relationship, yet are in reality just friends because they rarely, if ever, participate in activities expected of a true relationship.

A: "Aren't they dating?"

B: "Yeah, but they're more like advanced friends. They barely do anything together."

A: "Really? That's a shame."

B: "I know right, they hardly even hold hands or hug."

by Sigmar Heldenhammer April 29, 2013

sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family

when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008