Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016

Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

by Well it's true December 20, 2022

Wank

Get ur hand a place it on ur dick and start rubbing up and down, faster and faster until u cum.

Bill had blue balls so he at to go for a wank.

by Wankmaster369 June 15, 2019

Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs

Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank

by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

sweat wank

When your having to try too hard whilst having a wank and sweat forms across the brow

She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank

by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019