Uncle Tony

An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.

John Wick is a total OG. No, John Wick is an Uncle Tony type of OG.

by Flokifreak October 28, 2021

Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.

"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"

by Uber Trader June 01, 2020

Uncle Tony

Best waterpolo manager in history

Wow, I have a pretty good manager
Cool, you must have Uncle Tony

by PeelyBoy69 November 22, 2021

Uncle Tucc

An uncle that is an unc to many but not to Uncle Mizzy.

Hey uncle tucc ur a wanker not baggio.

by Captain Talon February 18, 2025

Uncle Vlad

He’s a Russian grape

“You, watch out for Uncle Vlad

by Wastelandish April 07, 2023

uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."

This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.

by TheWormKill May 31, 2015

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018