Dude wipe

A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities

He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!

by Ron VaShon November 12, 2024

HairyChicked Dude

When a girl has A LOT of facial hair and arm hair, so it makes them look like a man,

Eww Dude, She had a a hairier mustache than you"."Aww Dude, she Is a HairyChicked Dude

by DinoRawwr March 23, 2011

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

Rosalian Dude

A way to call your friend named Rosa, Rosalia, Rosalie, Rose etc.

Hey, wanna hang out today?
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.

by pigikos September 5, 2019

Dude

An infected hair on an elephants ass

“Holy crap look at that DUDE”

by Randolesbo May 15, 2021

Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude

The biggest recognition in this world. People do crazy things to achieve it.

"Hey if I survive this fall from the planr without a parachute I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude" - xy

"Ok so if I win the Russian Roulette we both can agree that I will be the Pumpkin Poppy Cool Dude"

by X-T UN May 4, 2022